when there's smoke there's fire

Unfortunately this title is not true. Why? Because in our office comfort room, when there is smoke there's poop! I cannot contain this and I just have to let this out. I feel like I want to be swallowed by the earth and be long gone. It has never been okay for me to do nature's call in public restroom. I feel awkward seeing other people and knowing that they know it was you who pooped. Our office comfort room has matchboxes, alcohol, scratch papers, dipper, tissue, and soap inside each cubicle, I repeat "each cubicle". This has given everyone comfort if they need to do thier thing, but not me, I still feel like I want to be swallowed by the earth.

I actually do this regularly in the morning in the comfort of our own bathroom. I did not forget to do that today, so why the hell is my stomach grumbling after lunch? I did not eat anything unusual today. Arrrgghhhh... I don't like to do my thing in the office! But my stomach didn't cooperate. So off to the comfort room I went. I brushed my teeth as long as I can hoping all the people would be out of the cr soon. But I was wrong, after I brushed my teeth I still had to wait until there's a vacant cubicle. I was so conscious about people smelling my thing and I think I overburned the paper that Manang had to go inside the cr and ask who was burning paper? Waaaaaahhhh.... I couldn't get oout of the cubicle, I don't know what to do and I was about to flush my self in the toilet...hahahaha. Manang said the the smell of the burning paper reached the reception area, WTF???!!!!

I bet trying to be discreet wasn't so right after all...HAHAHA